IRS Wednesday Golf League Newsletter
Week 14 – July 26, 2017
Good
day for some on the course, others not so good, as only 50% of the teams won
their matches. Competition between A
Division vs. D Division and B Division vs. C Division is over. Next up is inner Division competition which
could change the lead and seeding in all divisions.
Position
Round 3 is scheduled for August 23rd. Divisions were pulled out of the hat, and the
following is the results:
Front
Nine:
·
3:39
& 3:48 - Division B – 3rd place vs. 4th place.
·
3:57
& 4:06 – Division B – 1st place vs. 2nd place.
·
4:15
& 4:24 – Division C – 3rd place vs. 4th place.
·
4:33
& 4:42 – Division C – 1st place vs. 2nd place.
Back
Nine:
·
3:39
& 3:48 - Division D – 3rd place vs. 4th place.
·
3:57
& 4:06 – Division D – 1st place vs. 2nd place.
·
4:15
& 4:24 – Division A – 3rd place vs. 4th place.
·
4:33
& 4:42 – Division A – 1st place vs. 2nd place.
Update
from Treasurer Chuck Reckers: all
regulars are current with their league fees.
Thanks.
League Outing
info:
League
Outing is scheduled for September 8, 2017, at A.J. Jolly Golf Course. Shotgun start at 10 a.m. Cost this year will be the same as last
year. Caterer will be the same (menu
will be Steak, Chicken Breast, Salad, Sides, and Dessert) cost is also same as
last year. Golf fee includes golf, cart,
beverages, lunch, and door prizes.
·
Regulars
– Golf and Dinner: $70.00; Golf only: $55.00
·
Subs/Guest
– Golf and Dinner: $80.00; Golf only: $65.00
Get
the word out to your subs/guest/etc. that Team Anderson will be taking sign-ups
(more info to follow via e-mail).
League
Scramble:
League
Scramble is scheduled for August 30 (this is a paid week). Scramble committee is Frank Leirey/Tom
Schumacher, Jim Bramlage, John Freeman. League President Tom Schumacher is working on the format and
will have that out in the near future.
In
the clubhouse this week was Mr. Erich Kientz.
Good to see him. His team needs
him.
This
week we had 9 subs: Larry Oliver (for
Team Vaughn), Mary Jo Leirey (for Team Vaughn), Bob Kendrach (for Team
Buescher), Matt McRoberts (for Team Buescher), Don Potter (for Team Freeman), Izzy
Jewell (for Team Kiffmeyer), Kelly Johnson (for Team Halpin), Kevin Schumacher
(for Team Bramlage), and Dave Spaeth (for Team Breen). Thanks for being there.
Good rounds this
week were:
Front – Mark Halpin – 36, Larry
Oliver - 39.
Back
– Boyd Marley – 37, Kevin Bachmann - 37.
Match of the Weak:
Too
many to mention here but I will mention that Team Vaughn brought in 2 ringers
to try and defeat Team Pfeiffer. This
barely worked as Team Vaughn barely got team medal and final score was Team
Vaughn 46 points to Team Pfeiffer 44 points.
Team
Halpin has to be mentioned here also as Jimmy Smith knew the odds were not in
his favor for another win and brought in Mrs. Kelly Johnson to take down Mr.
Zachritz and Team Patmann. Seems Mr.
Informant (from Team Schumacher) must have gotten to Mrs. Johnson and Team
Halpin falters yet again.
Sandbaggers of the Weak: (5.0
greater or less):
Most Under
Average:
Mike
Schwarberg shoots 42 (9.2 under average), Mark Halpin shoots 36 (8.0 under
average), Sherrill Swann shoots 56 (7.7 under average), Boyd Marley shoots 37
(5.6 under average), Charlie (I did it again) Halpin shoots 43 (5.3 under
average).
Most Over Average (or is that
getting the average up for the home stretch):
Ed
Miller shoots 51 (8.1 over average), Kelly Johnson shoots 50 (7.7 over
average), Tom (no email) Nienaber shoots 51 (6.6 over average), Dale (long
putt) Goodwin shoots 55 (5.5 over average), Jim Bram-la-ge
shoots 48 (5.4 over average), Jim (not in skins) Grassinger shoots 48 (5.1 over
average), Bob (in the trees) Kendrach shoots 55 (5.0 over average), Melody
Oswalt shoots 57 (5.0 over average).
Status of the
Almighty Fork:
No
one to add this week but the Fork is sharpened and ready. Still on notice are
Team Flynn and Team Slye.
Week 6 - Team Schumacher.
Week 9 – Team Freeman, Team Patmann,
Team Breen.
Week 13 – Team Buescher.
Division
Standings:
o
Division
A has Team Kiffmeyer surprisingly still holding the lead and the #3 Seed. Defending Champs Team Bramlage is now only a
half point out. Team Schumacher lags
behind and is now 37 points out of the lead. Team Patmann brings in 4th (113.5
points out) and is no longer at the top of upside down list. My thoughts here is only the A Division
winner will have a seeded position.
o
Division
B has Team Pfeiffer still in the lead and #4 Seed. Team Kientz comes in second and fell to 10.5
points out of the lead. Team Flynn still
holds 3rd and is now 56.5 points out. Team Buescher keeps dropping back and is now 94
points out of the lead. My thoughts here
is only seeded position will be the division winner.
o
Division
C has Team Anderson (The Purple Shirts) holding their lead and the #1
Seed. Team Harms (#5 Seed) trails
behind and is now 49.5 points out. Team
Vaughn brings in 3rd and holds the #6 Seed and is now 95.5 points
out. Team Freeman brings in 4th
and is working good at being the spoiler. My thoughts here is Team Anderson will
definitely be in the play-offs, Team Harms and Team Vaughn are possible seeded
positions.
o
Division
D has Team Leirey still holding their lead and the #2 seed. Team Halpin in 2nd place and is
only 26.5 points out of the lead (18 points out of seeding). Team Slye brings in 3rd and is
hanging back at 72 points out of the lead (63.5 out of seeding). Team
Breen comes in 4th and can definitely be a spoiler. My thoughts here is Team Halpin will go berserk
and take the division lead back while Team Leirey and Team Slye attempt to take
a seeded spot.
Current Seeding:
1.
Team
Anderson
2.
Team
Leirey
3.
Team
Kiffmeyer
4.
Team
Pfeiffer
5.
Team
Harms
6.
Team
Vaughn
Heard in the
Clubhouse:
From Mr. Mark Halpin: “That’s the
best round I ever shot.”
From Mr. Wayne Witt: “@#$#^^%%$@!@#.”
From Mr. Informant: “I told her to do that.”
From Farlon Smith: “Whaaat”
From Mr. Erich Kientz: “I’ll be back.” “Maybe in a couple of weeks.”
Question for the Weak/Thoughts to
Ponder:
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh ever get stung by the bees he messes
with?
Why do they call it "raw sewage"? Is there any other kind?
How come toy hippos are always blue, or purple, when real hippos are brown?
Why don't woodpeckers get headaches when they slam their head on a tree all
day?
Why is tuna sometimes called "tuna fish"?
Chicken is never called "chicken bird".
If an escalator breaks down, does it become stairs?
Why do they call him Donkey Kong if he is not a donkey?
Do stuttering people stutter when they're thinking to themselves?
Did they have antiques in the olden days?
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why does a priceless object cost more than a pricey one?
With so many rivers running into the ocean, why doesn't the water level rise?
What are the handles for corn on the cob called?
Summary of Rounds Played – July 26, 2017
THIS WEEK |
TO DATE |
|
REGULARS |
55 |
801 |
SUBS |
9 |
87 |
NO SHOWS |
0 |
8 |
Match Results
TEAM NAME |
POINTS |
TEAM NAME |
POINTS |
TEAM NAME |
POINTS |
TEAM NAME |
POINTS |
VAUGHN |
46 |
ANDERSON |
63.5 |
FLYNN |
34 |
KIENTZ |
37 |
PFEIFFER |
44 |
BUESCHER |
26.5 |
HARMS |
56 |
FREEMAN |
53 |
TEAM NAME |
POINTS |
TEAM NAME |
POINTS |
TEAM NAME |
POINTS |
TEAM NAME |
POINTS |
LEIREY |
34 |
HALPIN |
35 |
SCHUMACHER |
55.5 |
BRAMLAGE |
64 |
KIFFMEYER |
56 |
PATMANN |
55 |
SLYE |
34.5 |
BREEN |
26 |
Medalist
COURSE |
NAME |
SCORE |
FRONT |
Mark Halpin |
36 |
BACK NINE |
Boyd Marley & Kevin Bachmann |
37 |
Eagle/Hole in One
None |
Eagle/Hole in One Pool
$2.00 was added to the Eagle pool. The pool now has $96.00 in it. (Note: Must be in
Skins to win Eagle Pot.)
Birdies
#2 |
Cecil Begley |
Skin -- $25.00 |
#4 |
Jay Broadus & Tom Nienaber |
Not in Skins |
#9 |
Mark Halpin |
Skin -- $25.00 |
#13 |
Boyd Marley |
Skin -- $30.00 |
#16 |
Kevin Bachmann |
Skin -- $30.00 |
#17 |
Clyde Barnes |
Not in Skins |
Note: To all Team Captains or those
regulars that complete the “Point Sheet” after the match is completed, please
ensure that all birdies are recorded on the “Point Sheet”.
Other Skins
None |
Greenies
#5 |
Don Buescher |
$10.00 |
#7 |
Jim Westcott |
$10.00 |
#13 |
Boyd Marley |
$10.00 |
Closest to Pin 2nd Shot
#14 |
Boyd Marley |
$10.00 |
Long Putt
#9 |
Mark Halpin |
$20.00 |
#18 |
Kevin Schumacher |
$22.00 |
Money Leaders -- Top 10 & Ties
Bachmann,
Kevin |
$
152.00 |
Slye,
Mark |
$
152.00 |
Halpin,
Mark |
$
131.00 |
Ruehl,
Steve |
$
110.00 |
Vaughn,
Ray |
$
110.00 |
Goodwin,
Dale |
$
107.00 |
Reckers,
Chuck |
$
99.00 |
Marley,
Boyd |
$
91.00 |
Buescher,
Patrick |
$
90.00 |
Donlin,
Mike |
$
77.00 |
Leirey,
Frank |
$
77.00 |
Skins—Greenies—Long Putt
Most of the regulars and subs in the
league know about Skins, Greenies, and Long Putt. For those that do not, each
week there will be a sheet and a box on one of the tables in the clubhouse. The sheet will have the names of all the
regulars and blank lines at the bottom for subs to write in their names. $3.00
entry fee for Skins; $1.00 entry fee for Greenies and $1.00 entry fee for Long
Putt. Place a check mark for each category for which
you are participating. If the Briefcase is not out notate on your
scorecard your intent to play and pay when you complete your match. First teams out please take the markers, last
teams in please bring markers in.
Newsletter provided by:
Charles Halpin
IRS Golf League Secretary
Breaking news: Mr.
Bram-la-ge throws his name in for Secretary/President
2018. Election campaign is to better the
averaging system and tee off boxes, and better serve the national
interest. My suggestion is anyone with
an average below say 44 should move to the Blue tee
boxes, 45 and above to the White tee boxes, and only women and those men over
age 80 on the forward tees. Complaint Chairman Bill (still no skins) Zachritz still losing out
on long putt and greenies again and again and again. Just keep kindly donating as you and Mr.
Schwarberg might win one of these days (not).
Mr. Ed Kiffmeyer now has some competition for secretary & president
for 2018. Maybe Mr. Kiff as president and Mr. Bram-la-ge
as secretary. Jay Ackerman’s name
removed for league treasurer 2018 as Mr. Fredrickson would be a better choice. This paragraph may or may not have many or no
errors. As always, read at your own
risk, especially this line as some have suffered severe eye strain… or loss of
motion from falling over laughing…or severe shock……..side note: if you don’t like what is in this paragraph
do not expand the print.