IRS Wednesday Golf League Newsletter
Week 13 – July 19, 2017
Luckily
everyone made it to the course this week, as those coming from Kentucky had to
deal with an accident on I-275. Word had
it that one team switched their tee time earlier so another team had time to
get all the players to the course. Thank
You to Team Anderson and Team Kientz.
Treasurer
Chuck Reckers reports that there is only one outstanding on league fees. Please remember to bring next week. Chuck thanks those that are paid in full. Chuck
and the Outing Committee (Team Anderson) are currently working on the Outing
cost and will have that out in the near future. Outing is scheduled for September 8.
League
Scramble is scheduled for August 30 (this is a paid week). Scramble committee is Frank Leirey/Tom
Schumacher, Jim Bramlage, John Freeman. League President Tom Schumacher is working on the format and
will have that out in the near future.
This
week we had 4 subs: Kelly Johnson (for
Team Schumacher), Mary Jo Leirey (for Team Pfeiffer), Carl Jahnke (for Team
Kientz), and Ken Holloway (for Team Flynn). Thanks for being there.
Good rounds this
week were:
Front – Mark Slye – 35, Bill Zachritz
– 37, Clyde Barnes – 38, Kelly Johnson - 39.
Back
– Ray Vaughn - 39.
Match of the Weak:
Defending
Champs Team Bramlage makes it again this week.
All I have to say on this is Fish out of water does not drown on dry
land (League President prediction) as Team Halpin gets
clobbered.
Sandbaggers of the Weak: (5.0
greater or less):
Most Under
Average:
Sherrill
Swann shoots 56 (8.2 under average), Kelly Johnson shoots 39 (6.0 under
average), Wayne Witt shoots 43 (5.6 under average), Dick Warren shoots 41 (5.2
under average).
Most Over
Average:
Patrick
Buescher shoots 54 (6.5 over average), Lori Johnson shoots 58 (6.2 over
average), Eric Fredrickson shoots 51 (5.7 over average), Melody Oswalt shoots 55
(5.5 over average), Tim Feldman shoots 55 (5.3 over average).
Status of the
Almighty Fork:
This week receiving the Fork as I ‘thinks’
they deserve it is Team Buescher.
On notice is Team Flynn and Team Slye.
Week 6 - Team Schumacher.
Week 9 – Team Freeman, Team Patmann,
Team Breen.
Week 13 – Team Buescher.
Division
Standings:
o
Division
A has Team Kiffmeyer still holding the lead and the #3 Seed. Defending Champs Team Bramlage trails behind
and is now only 8.5 points out. Team
Schumacher with another win is only 36.5 points out of the lead and trying to
prove the secretary wrong on the Fork. Team
Patmann brings in 4th and still commands the lead on the upside down
list.
o
Division
B has Team Pfeiffer still in the lead and #4 Seed. Team Kientz comes in second and catching up
with only 3.5 points out of the lead. Team
Flynn still holds 3rd and is 46.5 points out. Team Buescher keeps falling out (dropped 3.5
more points) and are now 76.5 points out of the lead and Forked.
o
Division
C has Team Anderson (The Shirts) holding their lead and the #1 Seed. Team Harms (#5 Seed) trails behind and is
only 42 points out. Team Vaughn brings
in 3rd and took the #6 Seed with their sights on division lead (only
78 points out). Team Freeman brings in 4th
and is working hard on being the spoiler.
o
Division
D has Team Leirey still holding their lead and the #2 seed. Team Halpin in 2nd place lost the
seeding is now 27.5 points out of the lead (7 points out of seeding). Team Slye brings in 3rd and is
hanging back at 72.5 points out of the lead.
Team Breen comes in 4th and
is slowly seeing their place in the Scramble.
Current Seeding:
1.
Team
Anderson
2.
Team
Leirey
3.
Team
Kiffmeyer
4.
Team
Pfeiffer
5.
Team
Harms
6.
Team
Vaughn
Heard in the
Clubhouse:
From Mrs. Informant, “Mr. Informant
would be lost without me.”
To “Wonders never cease” - Thank
You.
Col. Schu is looking for golf
instructions, Mike
Sullivan nominated to instruct the Col.
Question for the Weak/Thoughts to
Ponder:
·
If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it
all the way down to the center of the earth?
·
Why can't
woman put their mascara on with their mouth closed?
·
Why is it
called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say
"hi, my name's Brian. I'm an alcoholic"?
·
If you
mated a Bulldog with a Shitsu would you get a Bullshit?
·
Why is there a light in the fridge but not in
the freezer?
·
Why do toasters always have a setting on them
which burns your toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?
·
Who was
the first person to look at a cow and say "I think I'll squeeze these
dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
·
If the
professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he
fix a hole in a boat?
·
Why does Goofy stand on two legs when Pluto
remains on four? They're both dogs.
·
What do you call male ballerinas?
·
If Wile E coyote has enough money to by all that
Acme crap why doesn't he buy his dinner?
· If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
· If a man is walking in a forest and no woman is there to hear him is he still wrong?
· Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?
Summary of Rounds Played – July 19, 2017
THIS WEEK |
TO DATE |
|
REGULARS |
60 |
746 |
SUBS |
4 |
78 |
NO SHOWS |
0 |
8 |
Match Results
TEAM NAME |
POINTS |
TEAM NAME |
POINTS |
TEAM NAME |
POINTS |
TEAM NAME |
POINTS |
PATMANN |
65 |
KIFFMEYER |
54.5 |
BRMLAGE |
63.5 |
SCHUMACHER |
60.5 |
BREEN |
25 |
SLYE |
35.5 |
HALPIN |
26.5 |
LEIREY |
29.5 |
TEAM NAME |
POINTS |
TEAM NAME |
POINTS |
TEAM NAME |
POINTS |
TEAM NAME |
POINTS |
BUESCHER |
38 |
PFEIFFER |
41.5 |
KIENTZ |
61 |
FLYNN |
28.5 |
FREEMAN |
52 |
HARMS |
48.5 |
ANDERSON |
29 |
VAUGHN |
61.5 |
Medalist
COURSE |
NAME |
SCORE |
FRONT |
Mark Slye |
35 |
BACK NINE |
Ray Vaughn |
39 |
Eagle/Hole in One
None |
Eagle/Hole in One Pool
$2.00 was added to the Eagle pool. The pool now has $94.00 in it. (Note: Must be in
Skins to win Eagle Pot.)
Birdies
#1 |
Clyde Barnes |
Not in Skins |
#2 |
Mark Slye |
Skin -- $16.00 |
#2 |
Lee Crouch |
Not in Skins |
#3 |
Jeff Elsbernd |
Not in Skins |
#4 |
Rafael Gonzalez |
Not in Skins |
#5 |
Kelly Johnson |
Skin -- $16.00 |
#8 |
Dick Warren, Jim Bramlage, &
Jimmy Smith |
All in Skins |
#9 |
Kelly Johnson |
Skin -- $16.00 |
#13 |
Ray Vaughn |
Skin – $25.00 |
#17 |
Garry Melish |
Skin -- $25.00 |
Note: To all Team Captains or those
regulars that complete the “Point Sheet” after the match is completed, please
ensure that all birdies are recorded on the “Point Sheet”.
Other Skins
None |
Greenies
#5 |
Charlie Halpin |
$9.00 |
#7 |
Jimmy Smith |
$9.00 |
#13 |
Ray Vaughn |
$9.00 |
Closest to Pin 2nd Shot
#14 |
Ken Holloway |
$9.00 |
Long Putt
#9 |
Kevin Bachmann |
$18.00 |
#18 |
Tom Mullett |
$19.00 |
Money Leaders -- Top 10 & Ties
Slye, Mark |
$
152.00 |
Bachmann, Kevin |
$
122.00 |
Ruehl, Steve |
$
110.00 |
Vaughn, Ray |
$
110.00 |
Goodwin, Dale |
$
107.00 |
Reckers, Chuck |
$
99.00 |
Buescher, Patrick |
$
90.00 |
Halpin, Mark |
$
86.00 |
Donlin, Mike |
$
77.00 |
Leirey, Frank |
$
77.00 |
Skins—Greenies—Long Putt
Most of the regulars and subs in the
league know about Skins, Greenies, and Long Putt. For those that do not, each
week there will be a sheet and a box on one of the tables in the clubhouse. The sheet will have the names of all the
regulars and blank lines at the bottom for subs to write in their names. $3.00
entry fee for Skins; $1.00 entry fee for Greenies and $1.00 entry fee for Long
Putt. Place a check mark for each category for which
you are participating. If the Briefcase is not out notate on your
scorecard your intent to play and pay when you complete your match. First teams out please take the markers, last
teams in please bring markers in.
Newsletter provided by:
Charles Halpin
IRS Golf League Secretary
Absolutely no news:.....Complaint Chairman Bill (no skins) Zachritz looses out
on long putt and greenies again and again.
Keep kindly donating as you and Mr. Schwarberg might win one of these
days. Breaking News: Cecil Begley’s name was removed from nomination
for secretary for 2018 as Mr. Ed Kiffmeyer receives an overwhelming nomination
for secretary & president for 2018 (I am sure this will go unopposed by
some). Jay Ackerman throws his name in
the kitty for league treasurer 2018. This
newsletter may or may not have no errors, some errors, or many errors, Hopefully some may not be incriminated or maybe hopefully
none hurt feelings. Read at your own
risk, especially this line as you may suffer severe eye strain… or loss of
motion from falling over laughing………..