IRS Wednesday Golf League Newsletter
July 9, 2014
What a fine day on the course for some.
Not the best for me but the weather was beautiful. This week was the make-up from the June 4
rainout. There are five regular weeks
and one position round left and no more rainout dates. So let’s hope the weather is good for the
rest of the season.
There are still three players that owe golf fees. Team Donlin, Team Breen, and Team Bramlage
have one player each that still owe.
Please bring to course next week. If
anyone has any questions, please contact Treasurer Chuck Reckers at
513-368-1612.
There were some changes to division leaders this past week as the
competition heats up. Team Zachritz took
the lead in A Division. Team Kiffmeyer
extended their lead in B Division. Team
Bramlage took the lead in C Division.
Team Anderson extended their lead in D Division and also took the lead
in league points.
Current Leaders:
A Division – Team Zachritz (2nd seed)
B Division – Team Kiffmeyer (4th seed)
C Division – Team Bramlage (3rd seed)
D Division – Team Anderson (1st seed)
Current Wildcards – Team Leirey (5th seed) & Team Donlin
(6th seed)
As always I have to mention Forked Team Schumacher. Team captain was out of town (Massanutten Resort) and nutten
happened here. The fork is looking more
like they might be overdone. Team
Freeman did pass Team Schumacher and again dodged the Fork this week, but the ice
is cracking beneath them. Team Harms saved
themselves from the fork and there still is hope from
them. Team Kientz did well this week but
I think it is time to Fork them anyway.
And Team Patmann, what can I say, if you turn the list up-side-down they
are at the top. Teams on notice of possibly
getting Forked: All teams in B Division
(????), Team C.Halpin (come on I can’t fork myself),
Team Flynn, Team Harms, and Team Pfeiffer.
Summary of Teams Forked: Team
Schumacher (week 8), Team Patmann (week 10), Team
Kientz (week 12).
There were 2 subs this week. Subs
were Mike Schwarberg, and Will Freeman. Thanks
for being there.
"Thoughts
of the Weak" (from League President Thomas G. Schumacher)
(I didn’t get any answers to this so I will leave it out there another
week.)
What can you find in Manila that you can't find in Tokyo???
Some more things from Mr. Schumacher:
The Great
Disappearing Act
The
message on the downtown billboard read "I'm pregnant, John".
This
was the night every John in town suddenly disappeared.
Uniforms
Senators
should wear uniforms like NASCAR drivers so we can identify their corporate
sponsors.
Words of WisDumb from Mr. Feldman:
This is were things got fuzzy at the clubhouse. Seems to be Mr. Feldman did not wear his
team shirt (purple) this week. Not for
sure if I got anything straight from him, but the following seems to have
come from Mr. Feldman’s actions. Per Toni Brewer, July 16 is
purple panty week. All players will
wear purple panties; thongs are optional, since they chaff Bill. Kelli, the course barkeeper, will be
checking for proof of the purple panties.
The secretary left after this when I realized I had stayed tooooo long at the clubhouse. |
And a few
things I received over e-mail this past winter:
As I have grown older:
I've
learned that pleasing everyone is impossible,
but pissing everyone
off is a piece of cake.
Condoms
don’t guarantee safe sex anymore…..
A
friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman’s husband.
And one more note for anyone matched against Mr.
Buelow. Watch out for his bag of magic
tricks. Seems to be every hole he was
going to his bag of magic tricks and pulling something out. For some reason I wound up shooting my worst
round and he shot very well against me.
I did try to check to see what he had in the bag but he had to take
something out before I could look. Not
for sure if he had a voodoo doll in there or some kind of magic dust.
Summary
of Rounds Played – July 9, 2014
THIS
WEEK |
TO
DATE |
|
REGULARS |
62 |
565 |
SUBS |
2 |
71 |
NO SHOWS |
0 |
4 |
Match Results
TEAM NAME |
POINTS |
TEAM NAME |
POINTS |
TEAM NAME |
POINTS
|
TEAM NAME |
POINTS |
PFEIFFER |
23.5 |
BREEN |
13.5 |
LEIREY |
60.5 |
SCHUMACHER |
22 |
KIFFMEYER |
66.5 |
ANDERSON |
76.5 |
FREEMAN |
29.5 |
HARMS |
68 |
|
|||||||
TEAM NAME |
POINTS |
TEAM NAME |
POINTS |
TEAM NAME |
POINTS |
TEAM NAME |
POINTS |
FLYNN |
56.5 |
DONLIN |
26 |
BUNKELMAN |
33 |
ZACHRITZ |
66.5 |
C.HALPIN |
33.5 |
BRAMLAGE |
64 |
KIENTZ |
57 |
PATMANN |
23.5 |
Medalist
COURSE |
NAME |
SCORE |
FRONT NINE |
Tim Andrew |
39 |
BACK NINE |
Jim Westcott |
37 |
Other
good scores: Back nine: Ray Vaughn – 39,
Jim Bramlage – 39, Bill Zachritz - 39
Eagle/Hole in One
None |
Eagle/Hole in One Pool
There was $4 added this week. The
pool is now $23.00 in it.
Birdies
#1 |
Jay Ackerman |
Skin -- $9.00 |
|
#3 |
Tim Andrew |
Not in Skins |
|
#4 |
Dick Warren |
Skin -- $9.00 |
|
#4 |
Clyde Barnes |
Not in Skins |
|
#6 |
Chris Kerns |
Skin -- $9.00 |
|
#6 |
Tim Andrew |
Not in Skins |
|
#8 |
Frank Leirey |
Skin -- $9.00 |
|
#13 |
Chuck Reckers |
Not in Skins |
|
#16 |
Larry Bunkelman & Patrick
Buescher |
Both in Skins |
|
#17 |
Steve Duddey |
Skin -- $60.00 |
|
Note: To all Team Captains or those
regulars that complete the "Point Sheet" after the match is
completed. Please ensure that all birdies are recorded on the "Point Sheet."
I will catch those birdies by players in
Skins but will probably not catch those birdies by players not in Skins. We want to recognize all birdies!!! Thanks!!!
Other Skins
None |
Greenies
#5 |
Dale Goodwin |
$7.00 |
#7 |
Dale Schaber |
$7.00 |
#13 |
Terry Buelow |
$11.00 |
Closest to Pin 2nd Shot
#14 |
Jim Westcott |
$11.00 |
Long Putt
#9 |
Mark Halpin |
$15.00 |
#18 |
Jim Bramlage |
$23.00 |
Money Leaders -- Top 10 & Ties
Mark
Halpin |
$
167.00 |
Steve
Duddey |
$
126.00 |
Tom
Schumacher |
$
115.00 |
Don
Potter |
$
90.00 |
Bill
Zachritz |
$
89.00 |
Ray
Vaughn |
$
83.00 |
Larry
Oliver |
$
80.00 |
Clayton
Doty |
$
72.00 |
Jim
Bramlage |
$
67.00 |
Jim
Westcott |
$
51.00 |
Skins—Greenies—Long Putt
Most of the regulars and subs in the
league know about Skins, Greenies, and Long Putt. For
those that do not, each week there will be a sheet and a box on one of the
tables in the clubhouse.
The
sheet will have the names of all the regulars and blank lines at the bottom for
subs to write in their names.
$3.00
entry fee for Skins; $1.00 entry fee for Greenies and $1.00 entry fee for Long
Putt. Place
a check mark for each category for which you are participating. If the Briefcase is not out notate on your
scorecard your intent to play and pay when you complete your match. First teams out please take the markers, last
teams please bring markers in.