IRS Wednesday Golf
League Newsletter
Week
11 – June 27, 2018
There
is no league play on July 4. Wishing everyone
a Happy and Safe 4th of July.
Week
11 completed, no rain-outs so Position Round 2 is scheduled for July 11. Tee times for July 11 are:
Front Nine
3:39
& 3:48 Division D Third place
plays Division D Fourth place (Buescher vs Patmann)
3:57
& 4:06 Division D First place
plays Division D Second place (Freeman vs Breen)
4:15
& 4:24 Division C Third place
plays Division C Fourth place (Halpin vs Pfeiffer)
4:33
& 4:42 Division C First place
plays Division C Second place (Flynn vs Schumacher)
Back Nine
3:39
& 3:48 Division B Third place
plays Division B Fourth place (Vaughn vs Harms)
3:57
& 4:06 Division B First place
plays Division B Second place (Slye vs Kiffmeyer)
4:15
& 4:24 Division A Third place
plays Division A Fourth place (Kientz vs Leirey)
4:33
& 4:42 Division A First place
plays Division A Second place (Anderson vs Bramlage)
There
are still 13 players that are outstanding on 2nd half green
fees/dues ($153.00). Please bring on
July 11, pouches will be in the briefcase to put remittance in. Make checks payable to IRS Golf League. Treasurer Chuck Reckers thanks those that
paid this past week.
Subs
this week were: Jeff Witt (Team Halpin),
Bob Kendrach (Team Halpin), new sub Max Sullivan (Team Harms), new sub Gary
Rickels (Team Slye), Mark Slye Sr. (Team Slye), Dan Varndell (Team Breen),
Carol Goldstone (Team Freeman), Jim Conrady (Team Leirey), and Kelly Johnson
(Team Leirey). Thanks for being there.
Division
Standings:
Division A: There was no change is positions with Team Anderson (#4 seed) in the lead, followed by Defending League Champs Team Bramlage, Team Kientz, and Team Leirey. (1st to 4th narrowed to 67.5 points.)
Division B: There was no change in positions with Team Slye
(#3 seed) in the lead, followed by Team Kiffmeyer, Team Vaughn, and Team
Harms. (1st to 4th
separated by 110.5 points).
Division C: No change here as Team Flynn (#1 seed) held
their lead, followed by Team Schumacher (#5 seed), Team Halpin (fell out of
seed), and Team Pfeiffer. (Now 124.5
points separate 1st to 4th).
Division D: Team Freeman (#2 Seed by 1.5 points) is still holding
the lead, with Team Breen (#6 seed) moving up to 2nd, Team Buescher fell
to 3rd, and Team Patmann in the bottom. (1st to 4th narrowed to
78 points.)
Secretary predictions for position round
2:
Division A: Secretary predicts Anderson
vs. Bramlage as a close match with Team
Anderson (pink shirts) barely winning.
Team Kientz vs. Team Leirey should be the start of Team Leirey making a comeback with a big win.
Division B: Secretary predicts Slye vs.
Kiffmeyer as the match to watch. Team
Slye will battle hard but Team Kiffmeyer
will take the match by a point. Vaughn
vs. Harms is hard to call since Ray Vaughn has found his game and Dale Goodwin
just shot his best round. Prediction is Team Vaughn victorious by a small
margin.
Division C: Secretary predicts Flynn vs. Schumacher as Team Flynn sending Team Schumacher to
the done rack. Halpin vs. Pfeiffer
(secretary kind of impartial) I predict Team
Halpin victorious over Team Pfeiffer by a lot.
Division D: Secretary predicts Freeman vs. Breen as
another slug fest with Team Freeman winning
by a small margin over Team Breen. Buescher
vs. Patmann prediction is Team Buescher
taking Team Patmann to the cleaners.
Secretary
has a string of golf balls (Taylor Made Burner) to anyone (if more than one
name pull from hat) that can name the team winners (or
winners & ties) prior to July 11 matches.
Send to Charles Halpin by July 10.
Secretary
picks: Team Anderson, Team Leirey, Team
Kiffmeyer, Team Vaughn, Team Flynn, Team Halpin, Team Freeman, Team Buescher.
Status of the Almighty Fork:
With the position
round due next the Fork is in wait. The
secretary made a mistake on Forking a team and not looking at the
schedule. Seems Team Harms took the
Forking kind a harshly and the Secretary didn’t look at the schedule prior to
the Forking and Team Harms took it out on Team Halpin. With that said Team Pfeiffer is safe for
another week.
Week 10
Forked: Team Harms, Team Vaughn.
Sandbaggers of the Weak: (5.0 greater or less):
Most Under Average:
Dale
Goodwin shoots a 43 (7.3 under average) (best round that he has had in our
league).
John
Freeman shoots a 44 (7.1 under average) (wow)
Lee
Crouch shoots a 39 (6.1 under average) (medalist on back nine).
Most Over Average:
Jim
Conrady shoots a 61 (12.0 over average) (Ouch!!!).
Pat
Breen shoots a 62 (7.0 over average)
Brian
Anderson shoots a 48 (5.5 over average).
Chuck
Reckers shoots a 55 (5.4 over average).
Tom
Mullett shoots a 55 (5.3 over average).
And the following
short story from an anonymous source:
There was a British Sea Captain in the early 19th
century known throughout the realm for his courage and bravery. He was
constantly at sea, part of the “Wall of wood” that had protected England from
foreign invaders for 800 years. His frigate was feared by all of
England’s enemies.
One day he was patrolling the Bay of Biscay when the mainmast
lookout yelled “Sail Ho! Single sail to the North!”. An enemy
frigate was bearing down on them and a fight was in the offing. The
Captain turned to his Steward and said, “Bring me my Red Coat”. A midshipman
was standing nearby and dared to ask, “Captain, why do you always ask for your
Red Coat before every battle?”. The Captain replied, “So the enemy cannot
see me bleed should I be wounded.” The battle was joined, and the Captain
was victorious.
A few weeks later, the brave Captain and his brave ship were again
on the prowl. The lookout called “Sail Ho! Multiple sails to the
North!” A few minutes later the mizenmast lookout shouted
out: “Sails to the south… and to the west!” The enemy fleet had been
sighted. The Captain turned to his Steward at said “Bring me my brown
trousers”.
Thank
you, Jim Conrady. (Semper Fi!)
Heard in the
Clubhouse:
·
Dale
Goodwin commenting that his 43 was the best round he has ever had in our
league.
·
Mike Donlin gave the card with the gift to Terry Jolly
before he retired on May 31st. Terry was very overwhelmed and expressed
many thanks from both him and his wife. He also indicated that he hoped
we would continue to use A J Jolly for our outings in the future. He also
said he will be making every effort to show up at the outing this year to thank
everyone for everything we have done for him and the course.
·
Jeff Ballard stopped by the clubhouse to drop off
some flyers about a golf outing he is putting together to benefit the
Children’s Dyslexia Center of Cincinnati.
Benefit
for the Children’s Dyslexia Centers of Cincinnati
Date:
Saturday, August 4th at 12PM
Location:
California Golf Club, 5924 Kellogg Ave. Cincinnati, OH
Price:
$80.00 per person. Hole Sponsorships
Available
Price
includes 18 holes of golf with cart and a meal ticket for The Grill.
Prizes
will be awarded to the First, Second, and Third Place Teams. $20,000
Hole-In-One contest!
If
you need help forming a foursome team, let us know. Come enjoy the fun!!
To
register, mail a check payable to CDCOC. Please include the names of all
golfers and a good contact number.
Mail
to: Cincinnati Masonic Center Attn: Jeff Ballard 317 E 5th St. Cincinnati, OH
45202.
You
can also register online at cdcoc.networkforgood.com/events/6748
For
questions about this event, including hole sponsorships, please contact Jeff
Ballard, CDCOC Vice Chairperson at jbballard@fuse.net or call him directly at
513-256-6747.
·
For those playing golf in Kentucky, the Kentucky Legislative
Session, General Assembly passed House Bill 487, and beginning July 1, 2018,
the state will now collect a 6% sales tax on your golf fees.
Summary of Rounds Played – June 27, 2018
THIS WEEK |
TO DATE |
|
REGULARS |
55 |
620 |
SUBS |
9 |
77 |
NO
SHOWS |
0 |
7 |
Match Results
TEAM
NAME |
POINTS |
TEAM
NAME |
POINTS |
TEAM
NAME |
POINTS |
TEAM
NAME |
POINTS |
HALPIN |
33 |
VAUGHN |
68.5 |
FLYNN |
44.5 |
SLYE |
50.5 |
HARMS |
57 |
SCHUMACHER |
21.5 |
KIFFMEYER |
45.5 |
PFEIFFER |
39.5 |
TEAM
NAME |
POINTS |
TEAM
NAME |
POINTS |
TEAM
NAME |
POINTS |
TEAM
NAME |
POINTS |
BREEN |
66.5 |
BRAMLAGE |
39.5 |
BUESCHER |
49.5 |
LEIREY |
24.5 |
ANDERSON |
23.5 |
FREEMAN |
50.5 |
KIENTZ |
40.5 |
PATMANN |
65.5 |
Medalist
COURSE |
NAME |
SCORE |
FRONT
NINE |
Mike
Donlin & Kevin Bachmann |
37 |
BACK
NINE |
Lee
Crouch |
39 |
Other good rounds: Front nine: Tom Schumacher – 38, Ray Vaughn - 39
Eagle/Hole in One
None |
Eagle/Hole in One
Pool
$6
was added to the Eagle pool. The pool now
has $6.00 in it.
Birdies
#1 |
Garry Melish |
Skin
-- $12.00 |
#2 |
Gary Rickels |
Skin
-- $12.00 |
#2 |
Jimmy Smith |
Not
in Skins |
#4 |
Dale Goodwin & Eric Fredrickson |
Both
in Skins |
#4 |
Mike Sullivan |
Not
in Skins |
#6 |
Charlie Halpin & Eric Fredrickson |
Both
in Skins |
#7 |
Kevin Bachmann |
Skin
-- $12.00 |
#7 |
Clyde Barnes |
Not
in Skins |
#8 |
Mike Donlin |
Skin
-- $12.00 |
#10 |
Bill Zachritz |
Skin
-- $28.00 |
#17 |
Jim Westcott |
Skin
-- $28.00 |
#18 |
Jim Westcott & Boyd Marley |
Both
in Skins |
Note:
To all Team Captains or those regulars that complete the "Point
Sheet" after the match is completed, please ensure that all birdies are
recorded on the "Point Sheet".
Other Skins
None |
|
Greenies
#5 |
Tom Schumacher |
$9.00 |
#7 |
Kevin Bachmann |
$9.00 |
#13 |
Bill Zachritz |
$10.00 |
Closest to Pin 2nd
Shot
#14 |
Kelly Johnson |
$10.00 |
Long Putt
#9 |
Gary Rickels |
$20.00 |
#18 |
Brian Anderson |
$21.00 |
Money Leaders --
Top 10 & Ties
Halpin,
Mark |
$
222.00 |
Zachritz,
Bill (f) |
$
183.00 |
Schumacher,
Tom (f) |
$
129.00 |
Ruehl,
Steve |
$
81.00 |
Bachmann,
Kevin |
$
80.50 |
Kostas,
Ken |
$
75.00 |
Breen,
Mike |
$
61.00 |
Buescher,
Don |
$
60.00 |
Anderson,
Brian (f) |
$
59.00 |
Buescher,
Patrick |
$
53.00 |
Westcott,
Jim |
$
53.00 |
Skins—Greenies—Long
Putt
Most
of the regulars and subs in the league know about Skins, Greenies, and Long
Putt. For those that do not, each week there will be a sheet and a box on one
of the tables in the clubhouse. The
sheet will have the names of all the regulars and blank lines at the bottom for
subs to write in their names. $3.00
entry fee for Skins; $1.00 entry fee for Greenies and $1.00 entry fee for Long
Putt. Place a check mark or X for
each category for which you are participating.
If the Briefcase is not out, notate on your scorecard your intent to
play and pay when you complete your match.
First teams out please take the markers, last teams in please bring
markers in.
Newsletter
by:
League
Secretary Charlie Halpin
Fine
Print: The following was Censored on last
week of sensitive words only, Mr. Bill requested to see the true statement, so
per his request here it is:
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is blank on blank when blank then blank following blank. Good beer is like Golf - you open it up and drink
it down, open another one, drink it down, go for another one and realize you
should have never given one on the last hole.