IRS Wednesday Golf League Newsletter

Week 11 – July 8, 2015

Team Captains voted to call this week a rain-out.  Vote was 9 votes not to play.  Make up for this week will be on July 15.  Use schedule tee times and averages posted for July 8.

There were several teams/players that stuck around and played 9 holes.   Players from Team Buescher, Team Flynn, Team Anderson, Team Halpin, Team Kientz, and Team Schumacher went out and completed a round.  Good scores were Jeff Witt – 36 and Jim Westcott – 37.  Dick Flynn had a Birdie on #6 and Jim Westcott Birdie’s on #2 & 5.  All stuck around the clubhouse afterwards for refreshments.

Treasurer Chuck Reckers reports that we have a total of 6 golfers from 5 teams who are outstanding on the 2nd installment for league green fees.  Due to the rain-out, the second installment will be adjusted to $157.  For players that have already paid, you will have a credit of $16.50, to be applied to the year-end Outing at AJ Jolly, refunded at end of  year, or applied to next year.

With the rain-out declared, no second position round, and my fork on the hunt (have to fork someone this week) the following teams are hereby added to the forked list:  Team Zachritz, Team Kiffmeyer, Team Pfeiffer, Team Bramlage, Team Freeman, Team Harms, Team Kientz (except Chuck Reckers and Jim Westcott), and Team Patmann.  Coincidently, same teams that voted for a rain-out.  Un-forked this week was Mr. Eric Fredrickson on Team Schumacher as he becomes the only one in C Division that is not forked.  So this leaves Team Buescher, Team Anderson, Team Donlin, Team Flynn, Team Kientz (half team), Team Halpin, and Mr. Fredrickson remaining. 

Note from the League Secretary.  For those who think I lacked the balls to cancel this week prior to 2:30, all I can say is the league is always looking for fresh blood in the league officer positions.  Please stand up at the Outing to be nominated and voted in for next year’s positions. 

And finally some Words of Wizzdoms from Mr. Tim Feldman:

 

Cute business signs:

Waterbed Shop: "Your vinyl resting place."
Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
Computer Store: "Out for a quick byte."
Operating Room Entrance: "May I Cut In?"
Podiatrist's Office: "Time wounds all heels."
Proctologist's Door: "To expedite your visit, please back in."
Propane Filling Station: "Tank heaven for little grills."
Sanitarium Door: "Nobody leaves here mad."
Store Window: "Why go elsewhere and be cheated when you can come here?"
Undertaker's Window: "Drive carefully. We can wait."
Bakery: "It's nice to be kneaded."