IRS Wednesday Golf
League Newsletter
Week
10, June 29, 2022
APHORISMS
/ READ - UNDERSTAND - LEARN ---
In
life, it’s important to know when to stop arguing with people and simply let
them be wrong!
Thought for the
Weak!!!
When our time on earth is done, money or material
things will not matter. But the love,
time and kindness we’ve given others will
shine and live on forever.
Opinions of Human
Beings Do Vary!!!
A PESSIMIST sees a Dark Tunnel!
An OPTIMIST sees Light at the end of the Tunnel!
A REALIST sees a Freight Train!
The ENGINEER (Train Driver) sees 3 Idiots
standing on the Tracks!
Blondes do have
more Fun!
During a recent password audit
it was found that a blonde was using the following password:
“MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento”
When asked why she had such a long password, she
said she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and include at
least one capital!
Questions of the
Weak!!!
1.
What odd
number becomes even when beheaded???
Answer: Seven – behead the “S” and you’re left with “even”!
2.
Where did the
name “Tuxedo” originate from???
Answer: In 1889, a well-dressed man
named Griswold Lorillard wore a black dinner jacket with no tails to a country
club in Tuxedo Park, New York. Admirers
of the jacket asked their tailors to make copies of the
“jackets
worn in Tuxedo”, giving rise to the tuxedo name.
3.
What room do ghosts avoid?
Answer: The Living Room!
4.
What is the best way to communicate with fish?
Answer: Drop them a Line!
5.
Why are 10 + 10 and 11 + 11 the same?
Answer in next week’s Newsletter.
True or False???
1.
A surgeon in
England branded patients’ livers with his initials!
Answer: True. The doctor has been barred from practicing
medicine.
2.
A competitive sun-tanner’s baby was born with tan lines!
Answer: False.
3.
A man shot a hole in one on the same hole four days
in a row!
Answer: False.
4.
Drones carrying sausages were used to save a stranded
dog!
Answer: True. The dog was trapped on mud flats in England and
was in danger of drowning as the tide rose.
5.
Small fish rained from the sky in Texarkana, Texas.
Answer: True. This can happen during severe weather events
when fish are swept up into waterspouts!
6.
In an unrelated story, a goldfish learned to drive a
vehicle.
Answer: The small vehicle was developed
by Israeli scientists and gave the fish control of its movements based on how
it swam in the attached tank!
7.
Merriam-Webster added “dad bod” to the dictionary!
Answer: True. Other words and phrases added to the
dictionary include super-spreader and TBH, shorthand for “to be honest”.
8.
A now-rich woman took stock tips from her cat!
Answer: False.
9.
In an unrelated story, a woman filed for divorce
from herself!
Answer in next week’s Newsletter.
10.
Camels were
injected with Botox at a beauty contest!
Answer in next week’s Newsletter.
Bonus An airplane at
Graceland leaked oil in the shape of Elvis!
Answer in next week’s
Newsletter.
Did You Know!!!
There is a Resort in Japan located on a mountain
peak from where you can see the Sea of clouds floating below you!
Summary
of Rounds Played June 22, 2022
|
THIS
WEEK |
TO
DATE |
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|
REGULARS |
57 |
458 |
|
SUBS |
7 |
50 |
|
NO SHOWS |
0 |
4 |
Match Results -- Front 9
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TEAM
NAME |
POINTS |
TEAM
NAME |
POINTS |
TEAM
NAME |
POINTS |
TEAM
NAME |
POINTS |
|
1 Kientz |
54.5 |
5 Vaughn |
48.5 |
8 Schumacher |
22.5 |
4 Zachritz |
55.5 |
|
16 Broadus |
35.5 |
12 Kiffmeyer |
41.5 |
9 Bramlage |
66.5 |
13 C Halpin |
34.5 |
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TEAM
NAME |
POINTS |
TEAM
NAME |
POINTS |
TEAM
NAME |
POINTS |
TEAM
NAME |
POINTS |
|
2 Bachmann |
55.5 |
6 Flynn |
56 |
7 Leirey |
66 |
3 Harms |
35 |
|
15 Hill |
34.5 |
11 Buescher |
34 |
10 Anderson |
24 |
14 Crouch |
55 |
Medalist
|
COURSE |
NAME |
SCORE |
|
FRONT NINE |
Jim Bramlage |
34 |
|
BACK NINE |
Kevin Bachmann |
35 |
Eagle/Hole
in One Pool
|
Nobody
Home |
|
|
This
pool now has $8.20 in it.
Birdies
|
2 |
Jim Bramlage |
$13.50 |
Skin |
|
5 |
Ken Thoerner |
|
Not in Skins |
|
6 |
Chuckles Reckers |
|
Not in Skins |
|
7 |
Jack Snowden |
|
Not in Skins |
|
8 |
Ken Kostas |
|
Not in Skins |
|
8 |
Tom Berns |
|
Both in Skins |
|
8 |
Jim Bramlage |
|
Both in Skins |
|
8 |
Clyde Barnes |
|
Not in Skins |
|
11 |
Kevin Bachmann |
$7 |
Skin |
|
13 |
Ben Schlack |
|
Not in Skins |
|
14 |
Kevin Bachmann |
$7 |
Skin |
|
16 |
Jim Grassinger |
|
Not in Skins |
|
16 |
Greg Arkle |
|
Not in Skins |
|
17 |
Tim Andrew |
$6 |
Skin |
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Note:
To all Team Captains or those regulars that complete the "Recap
Sheet" after the match is completed, please ensure that all birdies are
recorded on the "Recap Sheet".
Other Skins
|
#6 |
Jim
Bramlage |
$13.50 |
Par |
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#8 |
Jim
Westcott |
$12 |
Par |
|
#16 |
Kevin
Bachmann |
$6 |
Par |
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Greenies
|
#5 |
Farlon Smith |
$7 |
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#7 |
Jim
Bramlage |
$7 |
|
#13 |
Jeff
Witt |
$6 |
Closest to Pin 2nd
Shot
|
#14 |
Dick
Flynn |
$6 |
Long Putt
|
#9 |
Tom
Berns |
$15 |
|
#18 |
Tim
Feldman |
$14 |
Money Leaders --
Top 10 & Ties
|
Kevin Bachmann (w) |
$127.50 |
|
Jim Bramlage (f) |
$90.00 |
|
Jim Westcott (f) |
$82.75 |
|
Eddie Gregory
(f) |
$59.00 |
|
Tim Andrew (w) |
$51.75 |
|
Jay Ackerman (f) |
$47.50 |
|
Tom Berns (f) |
$45.00 |
|
Don Buescher (w) |
$42.00 |
|
Jeff Witt (w) |
$38.00 |
|
Ron Michael (f) |
$37.00 |
Skins—Greenies—Long
Putt
Most
of the regulars and subs in the league know about Skins, Greenies, and Long Putt.
For
those that do not, each week there will be a sheet and a box on one of the tables
in the clubhouse. The sheet will
have the names of all the regulars and blank lines at the bottom for subs to
write in their names. $3.00
entry fee for Skins; $1.00 entry fee for Greenies and $1.00 entry fee for Long
Putt. Place a check mark
for each category for which you are participating. If the Briefcase is not out notate on your scorecard your intent to play and pay when
you complete your match. First teams out
please take the markers, last teams in please bring markers in.
Notes are courtesy of:
League Secretary