IRS Wednesday Golf League Newsletter

Week 9 – June 24, 2015

A Division’s lead switched back to Team Buescher with Team Zachritz falling 24 points behind. Team Anderson is slowly dropping back and catching up to Team Kiffmeyer at the bottom with the fork in their near future.

B Division still has Team Donlin in the lead with Team Pfeiffer only one point behind. Team Bramlage is slowly dropping back and Team Freeman may have the bottom of this division locked in. Team Bramlage and Team Freeman are both on notice that the Fork may get them next week.

C Division’s Team Leirey suffered a loss but is still sitting in the 1^st seed position. Team Patmann, Team Harms, and Team Schumacher (forked) tried to make things happen but may have to settle for maybe next year.

D Division has Team Flynn with a comfortable lead (#2 Seed). Team Kientz and Team Halpin I can’t say much here since I still can’t Fork my team. Team Breen (forked) even after a nice win looks like they are destined to keep their same team number next year.

We had 4 subs this week. Subs this week were Terry Buelow, Dave Vincent, Shari Anderson, and Will Freeman.

Good scores this week were: Front: Lee Crouch – 36, Ray Vaughn – 38, Jim Westcott - 39; and Back: Jay Ackerman – 38, Jeff Witt – 38, Bill Zachritz - 38.

Most under average at 5+ under average: Charlie Halpin shoots a 44 (8.3 under average), Rick Taylor shoots 46 (8.0 under average), and Lee Crouch shoots 36 (7.5 under average).

Side note: Overall there were only 32 individual match winners and only 8 teams won their matches??? Seems like these numbers come up the same every week??? Also, most of us in the league golf more in one week than Tiger Woods in a month???

There were 8 Birdies this week, 7 on the front and 1 on the back, no Skins were won on the back.

Gift match of the week: This has to go to Team Schumacher over Team Anderson. Tom Schumacher shoots 9.2 over average but rest of Team Schumacher crushes Team Anderson.

Heard around the Clubhouse: Not much here since Mr. Kerns was quite this week except for being followed closely on the course by the beer girl making sure he did not sprinkle the bushes. Oh, and Mr. Ed Miller was campaigning again for League President as Mr. Ed Kiffmeyer was, I think, announcing his candidacy for Secretary, I hope.

Treasurer Chuck Reckers has posted the payments for the second installment. Here is the status from Chuck:

“Thank you to all league members who are current in their league dues/greens fees.

As it stands now, 21 league members still owe the second payment of 173.50. Please bring your checks next week. Thank you, Chuck Reckers”

And this coming from President Tom Schumacher:

A Few Quick Smiles

A man saved his girlfriend's phone number on

his mobile as ˜Low Battery."

Whenever she calls him, in his absence,

his wife takes the phone and plugs it into the charger.

Talk about clever!

A government survey has shown that

91 per cent of Indian and Filipino immigrants

come to the US so that they

can see their own doctor.

I've just fitted strobe lights in the bedroom.

It makes it look like she's moving during sex now.

Such an unfair world:

When a man talks dirty to a woman

it's considered sexual harassment.

When a woman talks dirty to a man,

it's $5.50/min (charges  may vary.

Just booked a table for Valentine's Day

for me and the wife.

Bound to end in tears though

.......she's lousy at pool.

Got a new Jack Russell pup today.

He's mainly black and brown with

just a small white area.

I've named him California.

If you get an email telling you

that you can catch swine flu from

tins of ham then delete it.

It's Spam.

They say that sex is the best form of exercise.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but

I don't think 2 minutes and 15 seconds

every 3 months is going to

shift this beer belly.

Summary of Rounds Played – June 24, 2015

	THIS WEEK	TO DATE
REGULARS	60	507
SUBS	4	67
NO SHOWS	0	2

Match Results

TEAM NAME	POINTS	TEAM NAME	POINTS	TEAM NAME	POINTS	TEAM NAME	POINTS
FLYNN	54.5	HALPIN	50	BRAMLAGE	34.5	DONLIN	22.5
FREEMAN	35.5	PFEIFFER	40	BREEN	55.5	KIENTZ	67.5

TEAM NAME	POINTS	TEAM NAME	POINTS	TEAM NAME	POINTS	TEAM NAME	POINTS
HARMS	34.5	LEIREY	27.5	ZACHRITZ	36	ANDERSON	44
KIFFMEYER	55.5	BUESCHER	62.5	PATMANN	54	SCHUMACHER	46

Medalist

COURSE	NAME	SCORE
FRONT NINE	Lee Crouch	36
BACK NINE	Jay Ackerman, Jeff Witt, and Bill Zachritz	38

Eagle/Hole in One

None

Eagle/Hole in One Pool

No Skins were won on the back nine, skin money added to the Eagle Pool. $55.00 was added to the pool. The pool now has $62.00 in it.

Birdies

#1	Jim Westcott	Skin -- $10.00
#2	Ray Vaughn	Skin -- $10.00
#4	Lee Crouch	Skin -- $10.00
#4	Tom Nienaber	Not in Skins
#5	Charlie Olliges & Steve Duddey	Both in Skins
#5	Bill Clark	Not in Skins
#14	Dave Vincent	Not in Skins

Note: To all Team Captains or those regulars that complete the "Point Sheet" after the match is completed, please ensure that all birdies are recorded on the "Point Sheet".

Other Skins

Mike Donlin

Skin -- $10.00

Par

Greenies

#5	Steve Duddey	$8.00
#7	Lee Crouch	$8.00
#13	Mark Caporale	$8.00

Closest to Pin 2nd Shot

#14

Bill Zachritz

$8.00

Long Putt

#9	Farlon Smith	$17.00
#18	Don Buescher	$17.00

Money Leaders -- Top 10 & Ties

Crouch, Lee	$ 78.00
Schumacher, Tom	$ 74.00
Donlin, Mike	$ 73.00
Witt, Jeff	$ 64.00
Freeman, Will	$ 58.00
Buescher, Don	$ 55.00
Flynn, Dick	$ 55.00
Bramlage, Jim	$ 52.00
Kerns, Chris	$ 51.00
Leirey, Frank	$ 45.00

Skins—Greenies—Long Putt

Most of the regulars and subs in the league know about Skins, Greenies, and Long Putt. For those that do not, each week there will be a sheet and a box on one of the tables in the clubhouse. The sheet will have the names of all the regulars and blank lines at the bottom for subs to write in their names. $3.00 entry fee for Skins; $1.00 entry fee for Greenies; and $1.00 entry fee for Long Putt ($5.00 for all). Place a check mark for each category for which you are participating. If the Briefcase is not out notate on your scorecard your intent to play and pay when you complete your match. First teams out please take the markers, last teams in please bring markers in.