IRS Golf League Newsletter – June 12, 2013

Position round is the week of June 19, 2013.  Front nine will be Division A and Division B.  Back nine will be Division C and Division D.  Match ups are:

3:48 & 3:57 front – Team Zachritz vs Team Flynn

4:06 & 4:15 front – Team Kiffmeyer vs Team Leirey

4:24 & 4:33 front – Team Anderson vs Team Breen

4:42 & 4:51 front – Team Kientz vs Team Harms

3:48 & 3:57 back – Team Bramlage vs Team Donlin

4:06 & 4:15 back – Team Patmann vs Team Bunkelman

4:24 & 4:33 back – Team Freeman vs Team C. Halpin

4:42 & 4:51 back – Team Pfeiffer vs Team Schumacher

Reminder that the final dues/green fees will be due on June 26.  Final payment should be $139.50 payable to IRS Golf League. 

Welcome back to Mike Donlin.  Your return seems to have perked up your team.  Glad to see you playing again.

This past week there were quite a few birdies and some really good scores too.  Which leads me to Team Schumacher, as it looks like they may be trying to come alive (so we won’t twist the fork too much this week), but the fork remains.  Team Schumacher was surpassed at the bottom by Team Harms (so Team Harms is hereby forked).  Now I hope Mr. Fredrickson won’t feel lonely although he has put a little life back into the Team Schumacher mascot.  Team Keintz you are on thin ice and could be next for the fork.

Team Freeman is still in the lead in the league.  They continued with another win this week and are the 1st team to surpass 400 points (436.5).  Jim Hill has been acting team captain while John is out and will be giving us an update on how John is doing and when he will be back.

Sitting around the clubhouse talking with Team Breen was quite an experience this week.  There were a lot of ‘what did you say’ coming from them.  When I asked what all the ‘what’s’ were, I found out they were talking about hearing aids.   Maybe Team Breen just has selective hearing.  Every time Mr. Breen said to Mr. Spaeth “can you hear," Mr. Spaeth would respond back “yes I’ll have a beer.”  Then Mr. Spaeth would say to Mr. Breen “what time is it,” and Mr. Breen would say “I don’t like lime in my beer.”

And the thoughts (words of wisdumb) from Mr. Feldman this week were quite good.  Wish I could remember them or is it I don’t want to remember them.  However, they must have been good coming from Mr. Feldman.  Oooops, he sent them to me on e-Mail so here they are:

I've got to stop saying, "How stupid can you be." Too many people are accepting the challenge.

 

My dream job is driving the Karma Bus.

 

I'm not saying we should exterminate all the dumb people, I'm saying let's remove all the warning labels and let nature sort it out.

 

It has been a long time since I took a chemistry class but is seems to me that alcohol is a solution.

And lastly, I don’t feel like a cast­away anymore now that Wilson is in the briefcase.

 

Summary of Rounds Played – June 12, 2013

THIS WEEK

TO DATE

REGULARS

52

447

SUBS

9

62

NO SHOWS

3

3

We were doing well on the no shows until this week.  If anyone is having trouble getting subs please let me know, Charlie Halpin, so I can help you get in contact with possible subs.

Match Results

TEAM NAME

POINTS

TEAM NAME

POINTS

TEAM NAME

POINTS

TEAM NAME

POINTS

C. Halpin

75.5

Schumacher

66.5

Anderson

41

Kientz

63

Breen

14.5

Harms

23.5

Freeman

49

Pfeiffer

27

TEAM NAME

POINTS

TEAM NAME

POINTS

TEAM NAME

POINTS

TEAM NAME

POINTS

Donlin

70

Patmann

43

Flynn

73

Kiffmeyer

18.5

Leirey

20

Zachritz

47

Bramlage

17

Bunkelman

71.5

Medalist

COURSE

NAME

SCORE

FRONT NINE

Tom Schumacher & Jim Westcott

37

BACK NINE

Ray Vaughn, Steve Duddey, & Larry Bunkelman

39

Eagle/Hole in One

None

Eagle/Hole in One Pool

This pool now has $43.00 in it.

Birdies

#1

Ed Miller

Not in Skins

#3

Tom Schumacher

Skin -- $8.00

#4

Jim Westcott

Skin -- $8.00

#4

Clyde Barnes

Not in Skins

#6

Dale Goodwin

Skin -- $8.00

#8

Jim Westcott

Skin -- $8.00

#13

Roger Hatton

Skin -- $19.00

 

 

#14

Larry (87) Bunkelman

Skin -- $19.00

 

#16

Mike Donlin

Skin -- $19.00

 

#17

Steve Duddey & Don Potter

Both in Skins

 

Note: To all Team Captains or those regulars that complete the "Point Sheet" after the match is completed. Please ensure that all birdies are recorded on the "Point Sheet". I will catch those birdies by players in Skins but will probably not catch those birdies by players not in Skins. We want to recognize all birdies!!! Thanx!!!

Other Skins

#7

Lee Crouch

$8.00

Par

Greenies

#5

Tom Schumacher

$9.00

#7

Chuck Reckers

$9.00

#13

Patrick Buescher

$10.00

Closest to Pin 2nd Shot

#14

Larry (87) Bunkelman

$10.00

Long Putt

#9

Mark Halpin

$18.00

#18

Dick Warren

$20.00

Money Leaders -- Top 10 & Ties

Mark Caporale

$   132.50

Steve Ruehl

$   122.00

Bill Zachritz

$     75.00

Don Potter

$     65.00

Charlie Olliges

$     58.00

Steve Duddey

$     57.00

Jim Westcott

$     51.50

Donna Caporale

$     47.00

Dan Varndell

$     43.00

Frank Leirey

$     37.00

Skins—Greenies—Long Putt

Most of the regulars and subs in the league know about Skins, Greenies, and Long Putt. For those that do not, each week there will be a sheet and a box on one of the tables in the clubhouse.  The sheet will have the names of all the regulars and blank lines at the bottom for subs to write in their names. $3.00 entry fee for Skins; $1.00 entry fee for Greenies and $1.00 entry fee for Long Putt.  Place a check mark for each category for which you are participating.