IRS Wednesday Golf
League Newsletter
Week
7 – June 10, 2020
With the threat
of severe storms and one short weather delay we managed to get our rounds in. Seems social distancing is working okay so
far. Gave out a lot of mask to league
members, hope that helps to keep everyone healthy.
Another reminder
on green fees and cart fees are still being paid by the league treasurer Chuck
Reckers. For those okay with riding 2 in
a cart with teammates that is now acceptable.
For those who said they will walk
but wish to change to walk front and ride back you need to let the league treasurer
Chuck Reckers know by Tuesdays 6 p.m. so he can update his records and notify
the course on number of carts we will need.
If a player wants to commit to ride the back or both sides Chuck will
update his records and collect the cart fees as part of the second installment
in mid to late July. Reminder that no
changing your mind at the course.
Subs this past
week: Mike Schwarberg (Team Kientz), Steve
Ruehl (Team Bramlage), Sue Kerrick (Team Leirey), Brad Ferguson (Team
Buescher), and new sub Matt Johnson (Team Bachmann). Thanks for being there.
Good
Rounds: Front: Kevin Bachmann – 34; Garry Melish – 39.
Most under/over
average (5+/-) (Sandbagger of the Weak):
Warning – identity of sandbaggers is coming soon.
Division
Standings:
A Division:
Team Bramlage in the lead with defending Champs Team Kiffmeyer not too
far back. Note: This division brining in the most points so
far.
Division
B: Team Flynn in the lead with Team Halpin not too far back. Note: Team Leirey at the bottom or should I say the
top of the upside down list (Fork is being sharpened).
Division
C: Team Breen in the lead here with Team Zachritz not too far away. Note: This
is the 2nd highest scoring division, and Team Harms is in close competition
for top of the upside down list.
Division D:
Team Bachmann with a commanding lead in this division. Note:
Vacant team only 64.5 points out of the lead.
Three teams with
no losses: Team Bramlage, Team Bachmann,
& Team Kiffmeyer.
Three teams
with no wins: Team Buescher, Team Harms,
Team Leirey.
Heard in the
Clubhouse (Outside):
With social
distancing I could not hear any conversations, maybe next week.
Words of Whizdumb:
Something
from League President Tom Schumacher
Heaven and Hell
While
walking down the street one day a Corrupt Senator (oxymoron) was tragically hit
by a car and died. His soul arrives in heaven and is met
by St Peter at the entrance.
"Welcome to heaven," says St.. Peter. "Before you settle in, it
seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you
see, so we're not sure what to do with you."
"No
problem, just let me in," says the Senator.
"Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from the higher ups. What we'll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in
heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity."
"Really?
I've made up my mind. I want to be in heaven,"
says the Senator.
"I'm
sorry, but we have our rules." And with that, St. Peter
escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell.
The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course. In
the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his friends and
other politicians who had worked with him.
Everyone is very happy and in evening dress. They run
to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while
getting rich at the
expense of the people.
They played a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster, caviar and the finest champagne.
Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly guy who is having a
good time dancing and telling jokes.
They are all having such a good time that before the Senator realizes it, it is
time to go.
Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the door closes. The
elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens in heaven where St. Peter is
waiting for him, "Now it's time to visit heaven..."
So, 24 hours passed with the Senator joining a group of contented souls moving
from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good time and
before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns.
"Well, then, you've spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now choose
your eternity."
The
Senator reflects for a minute, then he answers: "Well, I would never have
said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be
better off in hell."
So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes
down, down, down to hell...
Now the doors of the elevator open and he's in the middle of a barren land
covered with waste and garbage. He sees all his friends, dressed in rags,
picking up the trash and putting it in black bags as more trash falls to the
ground.
The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulders.
"I don't understand," stammers the Senator. "Yesterday I was
here and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar,
drank champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now there's
just a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable. What
happened?"
The devil smiles at him and says, "Yesterday
we were campaigning, Today, you voted.."
Summary of Rounds Played – June 10, 2020
THIS WEEK |
TO DATE |
|
REGULARS |
55 |
167 |
SUBS |
5 |
10 |
VACANT |
4 |
12 |
NO
SHOWS |
0 |
3 |
Match Results
TEAM
NAME |
POINTS |
TEAM
NAME |
POINTS |
TEAM
NAME |
POINTS |
TEAM
NAME |
POINTS |
BACHMANN |
64.5 |
FLYNN |
63.5 |
LEIREY |
24 |
HALPIN |
33 |
BUESCHER |
25.5 |
VAUGHN |
26.5 |
VACANT
4 |
66 |
PFEIFFER |
57 |
TEAM
NAME |
POINTS |
TEAM
NAME |
POINTS |
TEAM
NAME |
POINTS |
TEAM
NAME |
POINTS |
KIENTZ |
24 |
KIFFMEYER |
60 |
HARMS |
25 |
ANDERSON |
27 |
SCHUMACHER |
66 |
BREEN |
30 |
BRAMLAGE |
65 |
ZACHRITZ |
63 |
Medalist
COURSE |
NAME |
SCORE |
FRONT
NINE |
KEVIN BACHMANN |
34 |
BACK
NINE |
CHRIS KERNS & STEVE RUEHL |
41 |
Eagle/Hole in One
NONE |
Birdies
#2 |
KEVIN BACHMANN |
#4 |
KEVIN BACHMANN |
#4 |
DICK FLYNN |
#4 |
MIKE DONLIN |
#4 |
CHRIS BUNGE |
#14 |
VINNY CONSOLA |
#15 |
STEVE RUEHL |
Note:
No money games until social distancing ends.
Notes are courtesy of:
League Secretary Charlie Halpin