IRS Wednesday Golf League Newsletter

Week 3 – May 13, 2015

A Division sees Team Buescher maintaining their lead with Team Anderson (those shirts again) right behind them.

B Division had Team Bramlage jump to the lead with Team Pfeiffer on their heels.  Team Freeman is still looking for a win and brings in the bottom (top if you turn the list upside down).

C Division had Team Patmann charge to the lead in division and league.  Team Schumacher brings in the bottom here and is still looking for a win (the fork is sharpened).

D Division has Team Flynn still in the lead and, yeah, Team Halpin finally got a win (thanks to Larry (87) Bunkelman) and moved up to 2nd in Division. 

And I finally found out what “over or under” is when Larry Bunkelman shot against Frank Leirey.  Thanks Mary Jo for filling me in.  Larry’s number this week was “3” and the count was zero.  I think someone (Frank) has mellowed with age.

We had 12 subs this week.  Subs this week were Bob Kendrach, Cliff Kuhn, John Kaufhold, Melody Oswalt, Chet Wiggins, Jeff Barnhorst, Don Bazsika, E. John Thomas, Dave Vincent, Larry (87) Bunkelman, Larry Oliver, and new sub Mike Breen. 

Good scores this week were:  Front:   Ray Vaughn – 37, Jay Ackerman – 38, Jim Bramlage – 38, Cliff Kuhn – 39,  Tim Feldman – 39;  Back:  Jim Grassinger – 39.

There were 13 Birdies this week.  There were 8 on the front and 5 on the back.  Tim Feldman had 3 of those Birdies on the front but did manage to throw in 3 double Boogies (????).

And some words of WhizDumb from Mr. Feldman: “4 out of 3 people struggle with math.”   I guess this explains why he takes his shoes and socks off whenever he counts over 10.

Then here is something I received over the internet:

An actual sign posted at a golf club in Scotland:

 

1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT.
2. FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART.
3. FORM A LOOSE GRIP.
4. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN!
5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER.
6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.
7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU.
8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.
9. QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING.
10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.

WELL DONE.. NOW, FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE, AND TEE OFF.

Summary of Rounds Played – May 13, 2015

THIS WEEK

TO DATE

REGULARS

52

160

SUBS

12

31

NO SHOWS

0

1

Match Results

TEAM NAME

POINTS

TEAM NAME

POINTS

TEAM NAME

POINTS

TEAM NAME

POINTS

BUESCHER

55

KIFFMEYER

62.5

ANDERSON

55

ZACHRITZ

19.5

PFEIFFER

35

FREEMAN

27.5

DONLIN

35

BRAMLAGE

70.5

TEAM NAME

POINTS

TEAM NAME

POINTS

TEAM NAME

POINTS

TEAM NAME

POINTS

SCHUMACHER

37.5

PATMANN

65

LEIREY

25

HARMS

19

KIENTZ

52.5

BREEN

25

HALPIN

65

FLYNN

71

Medalist

COURSE

NAME

SCORE

FRONT NINE

Ray Vaughn

37

BACK NINE

Jim Grassinger

39

Eagle/Hole in One

 None

Eagle/Hole in One Pool

$15.00 was added to the pool.  The pool now has $23.00 in it.

Birdies

#2

Jay Ackerman & Tim Feldman

Both in Skins

#3

Cliff Kuhn

Skin -- $16.00

#6

Don Buescher, Jeff Witt, & Jim Bramlage

All in Skins

#7

Tim Feldman

Skin -- $16.00

#9

Tim Feldman

Skin -- $16.00

#11

Dale Goodwin

Skin -- $6.00

#13

Dale Goodwin

Skin -- $6.00

#14

Larry Oliver

Skin -- $6.00

#16

Tim Andrew

Skin -- $6.00

Note: To all Team Captains or those regulars that complete the "Point Sheet" after the match is completed, please ensure that all birdies are recorded on the "Point Sheet".

Other Skins

 

None

 

Greenies

#5

Jeff Witt

$8.00

#7

Tim Feldman

$8.00

#13

Tom Nienaber

$6.00

Closest to Pin 2nd Shot

#14

Tim Andrew

$6.00

Long Putt

#9

Eddie Gregory

$17.00

#18

Nobody home

$12.00 to Eagle Pot

Money Leaders -- Top 10 & Ties

Freeman, Will

 $     58.00

Witt, Jeff

 $     51.00

Feldman, Tim

 $     40.00

Crouch, Lee

 $     31.00

Donlin, Mike

 $     27.00

Goodwin, Dale

 $     27.00

Smith, Farlon

 $     24.00

Michael, Ron

 $     20.00

Helfer, Dave

 $     18.00

Gregory, Eddie

 $     17.00

Skins—Greenies—Long Putt

Most of the regulars and subs in the league know about Skins, Greenies, and Long Putt. For those that do not, each week there will be a sheet and a box on one of the tables in the clubhouse.  The sheet will have the names of all the regulars and blank lines at the bottom for subs to write in their names. $3.00 entry fee for Skins; $1.00 entry fee for Greenies and $1.00 entry fee for Long Putt ($5.00 for all).  Place a check mark for each category for which you are participating.  If the Briefcase is not out notate on your scorecard your intent to play and pay when you complete your match.  First teams out please take the markers, last teams in please bring markers in.