Newsletter
for May 8, 2013 Play
Logic 101 –
Democrat Style
If guns kill
people, … then:
n Pencils misspell words;
n Cars make people drive drunk;
n Spoons made Rosie O’Donnell fat.
Socially
Unacceptable Humor
I saw a poor
old lady today fall over on the ice! At
least I presume she was poor – she had only $1.20 in her purse!
My
girlfriend thinks I’m a “stalker”. Well,
she’s not exactly my girlfriend ………. Yet!
Went for my
routine checkup today and everything seemed to be going fine until he stuck his
index finger up my b…! Do you think I should change dentists?
I was
explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but
must come back as a different creature. She said she would like to come back as
a cow. I said, "You're obviously not listening."
Marriage
laws you might be breaking right now!!!
Married on a
dare? Here, you can take it back.
In Delaware,
it's legal to obtain an annulment if you got married on a dare or as a prank.
The official law states that a marriage may be annulled if "one or both
parties entered the marriage as a jest or dare."
If you like
it, then you should've put a ring on it.
Don Juans, beware:
under South Carolina's Offenses Against Morality and
Decency Act, it's considered a misdemeanor for a man over the age of 16 to
propose to a woman in order to seduce her.
Summary of
Rounds Played – May 8, 2013
Not
all teams (3 matches) finished all nine holes.
There was some confusion on play, but play was only suspended for
lightning in the area which had moved out and play was able to resume. Need to get the word out to all not to leave
the course until the leagues (Team Captains/League Officers) have decided
whether to resume play or declare a rainout.
Until the League makes the decision all players should remain at the course.
|
THIS WEEK |
TO DATE |
|
|
REGULARS |
53 |
169 |
|
SUBS |
11 |
23 |
|
NO
SHOWS |
0 |
0 |
Match Results
|
TEAM
NAME |
POINTS |
TEAM
NAME |
POINTS |
TEAM
NAME |
POINTS |
TEAM
NAME |
POINTS |
|
Zachritz |
64 |
Leirey |
29.5 |
Kiffmeyer |
70.5 |
Flynn |
45 |
|
Harms |
26 |
Breen |
60.5 |
Keintz |
19.5 |
Anderson |
45 |
|
TEAM
NAME |
POINTS |
TEAM
NAME |
POINTS |
TEAM
NAME |
POINTS |
TEAM
NAME |
POINTS |
|
Bunkelman |
34.5 |
Bramlage |
37 |
Patmann |
76.5 |
Donlin |
76.5 |
|
Pfeiffer |
55.5 |
Freeman |
53 |
Schumacher |
13.5 |
C.
Halpin |
13.5 |
Medalist
|
COURSE |
NAME |
SCORE |
|
FRONT
NINE |
Mike
Flynn |
39 |
|
BACK
NINE |
Steve
Ruehl |
36 |
Eagle/Hole in
One
|
Donna
Caporale |
#5 |
$18.00 |
Eagle/Hole in
One Pool
Donna
Caporale received $18 for Hole in One. This pool now has $0.00 in it.
Birdies
|
#1 |
Mark
Caporale |
Skin
-- $11.00 |
|
|
#9 |
Mark
Caporale |
Skin
-- $11.00 |
|
|
#10 |
Charles
Halpin |
Not
in Skins |
|
|
#14 |
Tom
Schumacher, Tim Jackson, & Steve Ruehl |
All
in Skins |
|
|
#14 |
Lee
Crouch |
Not
in Skins |
|
|
#18 |
Steve
Ruehl |
Skin
-- $21.00 |
There
is still some Skin credits from May 1 & May 8. Credits are listed on the point sheets.
Note:
To all Team Captains or those regulars that complete the "Point
Sheet" after the match is completed. Please ensure that all birdies are
recorded on the "Point Sheet". I will catch those birdies by players
in Skins but will probably not catch those birdies by players not in Skins. We want
to recognize all birdies!!! Thanx!!!
Other Skins
|
#5 |
Donna
Caporale |
Skin
-- $11.00 |
Hole
in One |
|
#11 |
Tim
Jackson |
Skin
-- $21.00 |
Par |
Greenies
|
#5 |
Donna
Caporale |
$8.00 |
|
#7 |
All
rounds were not completed. Credit $.50
applies to next round. |
$9.00 |
|
#13 |
Patrick
Buescher |
$8.00 |
Closest to Pin
2nd Shot
|
#14 |
All
rounds were not completed. Credit $.50
applies to next round. |
$.00 |
Long Putt
|
#9 |
All
rounds were not completed. Credit
$1.00 applies to next round. |
$.00 |
|
#18 |
All
rounds were not completed. Credit
$1.00 applies to next round. |
$.00 |
Money Leaders --
Top 10 & Ties
|
Don Potter |
$
65.00 |
|
Donna Caporale |
$
47.00 |
|
Bill Zachritz |
$
43.00 |
|
Jim Bramlage |
$
34.00 |
|
Mark Caporale |
$
32.50 |
|
Frank Leirey |
$
27.00 |
|
Steve Ruehl |
$
21.00 |
|
Tim Jackson |
$
21.00 |
|
Bill Brewer |
$
18.00 |
|
Jay Ackerman |
$
17.00 |
Skins—Greenies—Long
Putt
Credits were
given for play on May 8: Players who did
not complete the round were given full credit for Skins; all players were given
a $.50 credit for Greenies; and all players were given a $1.00 credit for Long
Putt. Credits are listed on the
Skin/Greenie/Long Putt sheet.
Most
of the regulars and subs in the league know about Skins, Greenies, and Long
Putt. For those that do not, each week there will be a
sheet and a box on one of the tables in the clubhouse.
The sheet will have the names of all the
regulars and blank lines at the bottom for subs to write in their names.
$3.00 entry fee
for Skins; $1.00 entry fee for Greenies and $1.00 entry fee for Long Putt. Place a check mark for each category for
which you are participating.