IRS Wednesday Golf League Newsletter
Week 1 – April 26, 2017
First
week turned out to be a good start for the season. Weather was perfect.
Treasurer
Chuck Reckers reports that 49 regulars are current on dues/green fees. There are still 15 outstanding, please bring your
payment on May 3.
Special
note on this: this is the 1st year in recorded history that Mr.
Bramlage remembered to bring a check the 1st week. Must be the new shoulder.
Welcome
to new regulars:
Team
16 Slye - new members Mark Slye,
Kevin Bachmann, Lori Johnson, and Jeff Elsbernd.
Team 10 Buescher – new member Tom
Mullett.
Team 9 Patmann – new member Ken
Thoerner.
Team 8 Leirey – new member Melody Oswalt
and Boyd Marley.
Team 2 Kientz – new member Mike
Schwarberg.
Welcome
to new sub Cindy Ellsworth.
Subs
this week were: John Kaufhold (for Team Pfeiffer), Cindy Ellsworth (for Team
Buescher), Izzy Jewell (for Team Kiffmeyer), Bonnie Harrison (for Team
Anderson), Steve Ruehl (for Team Vaughn).
We
had 3 no shows this week, two regulars and one sub were no shows.
Really
good rounds this week was Steve Ruehl with a 35 and Kevin Bachmann with a
38. Both were on the back nine.
Still
too early to fork Team Schumacher, defending League Champs Team Bramlage did
well also. However Team Patmann (without
Mr. Z) almost got knocked out of A Division by Team Flynn and Team Harms was
requesting the Fork already. The
competition has started.
Condolences to the family of Alan
Berger. Alan was a
long time member of the league. Alan
passed away on April 8 after his struggle with ALS. There is a memorial service for Alan on May
6, 1 p.m.- 2:30 p.m.at First Church of Christ, 6080
Camp Ernst Rd., Burlington, KY.
Question
of the Weak:
Where
is and/or what happened to League President Schu?
And
some gee wizdumbs from Mr. Feldman (or is that things
to ponder):
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1. Ever
wonder about those people who spend $2.00 a piece on those little bottles of
Evian water? 2. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant
like making a peeing section in a swimming pool? (My sentiments
exactly!) 3. OK .... so if
the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the 'Jags' and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers
are known as the 'Bucs,' what does that make the Tennessee Titans? 4. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from
diarrhea does that mean that one enjoys it? 5. There are three religious truths: 6. If people from
Poland are called Poles,
why aren't people from Holland
called Holes? 7. If a pig loses its voice, is it
disgruntled? 8. Why do croutons come in airtight
packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with? 9 Why is a person who
plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a race car is not
called a racist? 10. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one? 11. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen
defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted,
musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons
debarked, and dry cleaners depressed? 12. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would
they call it Fed UP? 13. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee
breaks? 14. What hair color do they put on the
driver's licenses of bald men? 15. I was thinking about how people seem
to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me.. they're cramming for their final exam. 16. I thought about how mothers feed their babies
with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? 17. Why do they put pictures of
criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? 18. If it's true that we are here to help
others, then what exactly are the others here for? 19. You never really learn to swear
until you learn to drive. 22.
If a cow laughed, would she spew milk out of her nose? 23. Whatever happened to Preparations A
through G? 24. At income tax time, did you ever notice: When
you put the two words 'The' and 'IRS' together it spells ... 'THEIRS'? |
Summary of Rounds Played – April 26,
2017
|
THIS
WEEK |
TO
DATE |
|
|
REGULARS |
56 |
56 |
|
SUBS |
5 |
5 |
|
NO SHOWS |
3 |
3 |
Match Results
|
TEAM NAME |
POINTS |
TEAM NAME |
POINTS |
TEAM NAME |
POINTS |
TEAM NAME |
POINTS |
|
BRAMLAGE |
65 |
SCHUMACHER |
52 |
FLYNN |
80.5 |
KIENTZ |
46 |
|
PFEIFFER |
25 |
BUESCHER |
38 |
PATMANN |
9.5 |
KIFFMEYER |
44 |
|
TEAM NAME |
POINTS |
TEAM NAME |
POINTS |
TEAM NAME |
POINTS |
TEAM NAME |
POINTS |
|
ANDERSON |
43.5 |
VAUGHN |
61 |
LEIREY |
34 |
HALPIN |
78 |
|
SLYE |
46.5 |
BREEN |
26 |
FREEMAN |
56 |
HARMS |
12 |
Medalist
|
COURSE |
NAME |
SCORE |
|
FRONT NINE |
Jim Bramlage & Eric Fredrickson |
40 |
|
BACK NINE |
Steve Ruehl |
35 |
Eagle/Hole in One
|
None |
Eagle/Hole in One Pool
This pool has $22.00 in it.
Birdies
|
#1
|
Chuck Reckers |
Not in Skins |
|
#2
|
Garry Melish & Izzy Jewell |
Both in Skins |
|
#8
|
Cecil Begley |
Skin -- $45.00 |
|
#12
|
Charlie Halpin |
Skin -- $24.00 |
|
#18
|
Steve Ruehl |
Skin -- $24.00 |
Note: To all Team Captains or those
regulars that complete the "Point Sheet" after the match is
completed, please ensure that all birdies are recorded on the "Point
Sheet".
Other Skins
|
#
|
none |
|
|
Greenies
|
#5
|
Izzy Jewell |
$10.00 |
|
#7
|
Jim Bramlage |
$10.00 |
|
#13
|
Mark Halpin |
$8.00 |
Closest to Pin 2nd Shot
|
#14
|
Boyd Marley |
$8.00 |
Long Putt
|
#9
|
Ron Michael |
$20.00 |
|
#18
|
Mike Donlin |
$17.00 |
Money Leaders -- Top 10 & Ties
|
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Skins—Greenies—Long Putt
Most of the regulars and subs in the
league know about Skins, Greenies, and Long Putt. For
those that do not, each week there will be a sheet and a box on one of the
tables in the clubhouse.
The
sheet will have the names of all the regulars and blank lines at the bottom for
subs to write in their names.
$3.00 entry fee for Skins; $1.00 entry fee for Greenies and
$1.00 entry fee for Long Putt. Place
a check mark for each category for which you are participating. If the Briefcase is not out notate on your
scorecard your intent to play and pay when you complete your match. First teams out please take the markers, last
teams in please bring markers in.